No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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