but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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