chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
this is an emotional support booty call
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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