I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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