I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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