You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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