Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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