Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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