we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Dignity is for republicans.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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