How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
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