i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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