pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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