there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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