your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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