if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
He passed out mid-signature
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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