I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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