You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
she pinky promised me she was 18
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
