I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
