Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I'm always down for nudity.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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