Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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