if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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