i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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