Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think my vagina is haunted
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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