at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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