Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
My cat gives me a boner
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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