my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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