You can't motorboat a personality
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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