so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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