he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
