Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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