there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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