You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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