you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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