i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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