I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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