Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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