We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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