We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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