But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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