Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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