So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
