can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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