Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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