I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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