How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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