He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize