i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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