Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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