Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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