He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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