I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
