she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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